Feb 20 2006
Gonna Be A Bear
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months! I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too!
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.
If you’re momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear! 
Found this online somewhere, it made me laugh so I decided to share! As you know we’re in California now, headin’ to Disneyland. The animals and house are safe under the care of a friend who jumped at the chance to stay there for the animal’s sake. I couldn’t bear the thought of leaving them alone. Poor little babies!
I have taken my lap top with me, just in case I can catch a connection flying through the air somewhere. If not, expect to see a few more filler posts, as I pre-wrote them and post dated them! Hope everyone had a cool weekend! I miss you all already!
mwah!
