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In all of my days, I have never seen such a thing. Oh, I’ve heard of them. I’ve seen them in books or articles, maybe even once in an encyclopedia. No, I wasn’t doing research for a school paper, silly! Encyclopedias only work great for the craft of pressing flowers. You see, they are just [...]

Here are thirteen possible reasons why JADE  is a *little* scatter brained….. 1. I firmly believe that when a woman gets pregnant, the baby steals the mother’s brain cells in order to begin the formation of their own brains. I’ve had three kids. You do the math. 2. I was born a blond. 3. I [...]

  Please forgive my brain fart today. Imagine my surprise as I pulled in to drop my precious kindergartener off for her 2 1/2 hours of educational instruction only to find nobody there! The playground was eerily quiet, the usual collection of expensively dressed mothers were not standing in their usual places gossiping their usual [...]

I recall drinking Vanilla Smirnoff before this picture was taken. Just a warning people. Stay away from the Vanilla Smirnoff. Apparently, the Kangaroos are extremely attracted to the scent and have been known to ride the heads of those who drink it. I wish someone would have told me before I drank the stuff. Yes, [...]