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Here are thirteen possible reasons why JADE  is a *little* scatter brained…..

1. I firmly believe that when a woman gets pregnant, the baby steals the mother’s brain cells in order to begin the formation of their own brains. I’ve had three kids. You do the math.
2. I was born a blond.
3. I have to think for 5 people. This includes who has to be where when; where their shoes are, car keys, hair ties, and/or the location of that favorite shirt/tie/skirt/baby doll/hoodie.
4. I am expected to field phone calls, remember birthdays/anniversarys/graduations and prepare accordingly.
5. Hubby has decided he doesn’t want to work any longer. He doesn’t want me to work either. I’ve been planning a bank hiest and the details are getting so tedious that I can’t focus on trivial things such as half days at school.
6. Kangaroos randomly appear on my head. That is very distracting at times.

7. I am not happy unless I have at least 5 things going on at once. Boredom pisses me off.
8. I fell on my head a few times while in gymnastics.
9. I was a cheerleader/pommie all through jr. high and high school.
10. I grew up in the 80’s. ‘Nuff said.
11. I did too much head bangin’ in high school.
12. I am a child trapped in an old woman’s body.
13. I have a teenaged daughter.

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