May 27 2007
Imma Hot Little Penguin, Dontchaknow
There is a new addiction in the Noty household. It’s called Club Penguin and ever single one of us is part of the club, all the way down to the littlest Noty; Bean. There’s really not a whole lot to Club Penguin. You sign in, pick a penguin, play some games to win some coins so that you can pimp out your penguin and your igloo. Oh, and you can have pets, these little furry things called Puffles. They are adorable. Now, if you’re not a paid member, you can’t buy clothes and stuff to make your penguin rad, so of course we’re members and our penguins are completely rad.
I can’t believe the shit the children get me into. Now, I’m a freakin’ penguin and I waste time running around, playing dumb games online with other penguins. Who happen to be my children. Yup. This is bonding in the digital age, I suppose. Whatever works! 
That is one haut penguin. I especially love the 3d glasses