Feb 23 2008
From Beautiful Prospect to Butch Dyke In .10 Seconds
What?
How does that happen!?
Basically, it’s a natural phenomenon that has been observed in the mating rituals of wild animals. The males will approach a desirable female, boasting his chest, pounding his fists, spewing what sounds to the human ear like lame pick up lines, and other mating rituals in an attempt to gain her love. In some cases, the female in question does not respond to the males eager attempts at gaining her attention, in turn causing the male to come to the immediate conclusion that any woman who could possibly resist his charms must really by a butch dyke.
How else could you explain such a complete deviation from natural selection?
Just something to chew on.
I wish I could remember what comedienne I heard give the following exchange as an example of that very phenomenon, because I loved her comeback so much.
Him: Want to hook up?
Her: Not interested, thanks?
Him: What are you, a lesbian?
Her: What are you, the alternative?
Just wanted to say that the feed updated. I actually SAW THIS POST!
lol @ golfwidow! I love that! Perfect comeback and is being filed away in my mental repository of witty comebacks to stupid people!
Dana & Yoshi I <3 you two so much! Thank you for saving my feeds and unfrustrating my readers! Through the colorful language and all, y’all are my heros for always!
Yoshi’s comment made me lol..it looks like he is saying that he will talk to you about dana when you get home heheh
Glad the feed is all better. Now I won’t miss out on all of your stuffs!