Stories from my iPod
Jul
26
Jul
26
10:25
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10:25
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I’ve heard it said before, that you can tell a lot about a persons mood by the music in their play list.

I have sat here for forever this morning, just downloading tunes for my iPod, so I thought I’d share with y’all and let you tell me what kind of mood I am in today. Or, you can go surf for something way more interesting. What can I say? It’s a lazy Saturday morning, and while it’s hot as hell outside, here I sit, getting lost in music and fresh air.
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iTunes loves me. (Addict, remember? Um. Yeah. Besides, it’s cheaper than shoes right now *criez*)

  1. Headstrong - Trapt
  2. Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit
  3. Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
  4. Coin Operated Boy - Dresden Dolls
  5. Backstabber - Dresden Dolls
  6. Sing - Dresden Dolls
  7. The Perfect Fit - Dresden Dolls
  8. I Would For You - Dresden Dolls
  9. Down and Out - Tantric
  10. Astounded - Tantric
  11. Love Song - Tantric
  12. The One - Tantric
  13. Regret - Tantric
  14. Lucky One - Tantric
  15. Why Don’t You - Tantric
  16. Something Better - Tantric (LOVE me some Tantric!! hee hee duh....His voice is awesome!)
  17. Leave It To Me - Shaggy
  18. Better Than Me - Hinder

Whatcha think? Kind of all over the place, hu?

*shrug*

By: Jade | 07.26.2008 | 10:25am
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Things I’ve Learned…Hey, Don’t Groan!
Jul
25
Jul
25
09:29
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09:29
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No, really. I have learned a lot of valuable things over the past few weeks and I thought it high time to share it with y’all, yanno? Ok. So, I haven’t been the most faithful blogger as of late. I understand. But....how do I put this...have y’all ever had that “not so fresh feeling”? Srsly. That’s the way I have felt about my blog for some time. I kind of look at it like I look at a new hair do. Can totally change your attitude and outlook in no time flat.

Well damn. Lookie there. My blog has a new ‘do, therefore bringing me a breath of fresh air.
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On with the show folks, buckle up.

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I have learned, here recently, a few new talents I thought I’d share with y’all. You know me. Forever divulging a plethora of totally useless information. Well, here we go again. The ever-sought-after list of bits of wisdom Jade has stumbled upon as of late.

  • I have learned to multitask to the highest of levels. Maybe not 100% successfully all of the time, but I have even blown my own mind here recently.
  • I have learned the art of being quiet. Oh yes. Me. Jade. Meela. Quiet. Sorta just comes along now days, without much force or effort on my part. Just seems the best way most times, and frankly, leaves nothing for the other party to stab you with later. Am I getting old? If you love me you will also begin your practice of quietness right now...thxk.
  • I have learned, the hard way, the true meaning of “ass” in assumption. I think I’ve found that it originates in the hells of self doubt, therefore causing you to project your own feelings upon another. If that other has the same issues of self doubt, you might as well be throwing a molotov cocktail on a romantic bon fire.
  • Sadly, I have texted while driving. *i know God plz forgive me*
  • I have learned that I am helplessly addicted to technology. Blindly, hopelessly, and horribly addicted to technology.  Worse than cigarettes. I know, pray for me ppl. Plz.
  • I have also learned how to put my hair up in a pony tail while holding the cell phone in one of my hands. You know, in case a text comes through. Hi. My name is Melia (Jade) and I am addicted to technology.  Did I mention that?
  • I learned that life experience is golden, and that hope and faith are everything.
  • I have learned the joy of watching my daughters put on lip gloss and develop their first crushes.

  • I have learned the happiness of teaching my son new things and watching him learn and appreciate.
  • I learned how to observe and respond. Due to the lesson of learning how to be quiet. Sometimes, you learn much more by silently standing by, than you do when in the midst of the crowd.
  • I have also learned that, no matter how dark the place is that I go from time to time, I always have that little pocket full of sunshine that I call upon to talk me down from every ledge.

There ya are. Jaded tid bits of life, as observed by a thirty something desert diva in fabulous shoes.

By: Jade | 07.25.2008 | 09:29pm
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Right Before Your Eyes!
Jul
25
Jul
25
05:53
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05:53
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Ya missed it, didn’t ya?  I did a quick change, naked, for even a few minutes, right before your eyes, and y’all missed it!  Ha ha ha!

Since May was Jaded Sunburns’ fifth anniversary, and it had been about year since she donned a new template, I thought it was high time to switch things up - again. Hey, five years blogging is quite a mile stone! This is one of the longest, most fulfilling relationships I have ever had! So, I approached the ever talented, most fabulous, entirely too hawt for her own good, Rachel - and begged. I have begged for a Rachel original for years. Finally, I just put my damned order in and viola! Look what I got!

Rachel is so talented. I have watched her design for others for years. I have drooled over her work, for Weblog Design Studios and her own templates in various places on the web. I have yearned for her to design one for me, and with the retro feel I was going for, I knew there was only one designer for me. Rachel’s distinct style comes through in everything she creates, and her creativity seems limitless. I ::pph:: her so so so much!

Perfection. It’s amazing. Don’t you love it? I told her exactly what I wanted, and believe me, I didn’t mince words. Details on what I wanted, and she created exactly what I asked for. The folks at Weblog Design Studios are not only amazing people, but incredibly talented to boot. Doing a blog design for my ass is no easy feat, for real. Between my picky design requests (hope I wasn’t too hard on you Rachel!) and the fact that my blog is a code snob - Dana, I want to kiss you, it certainly is a feat for the Goddesses! Who handled it absolutely beautifully! I am a lucky girl!!

I am in love. I actually drooled some when I woke up this morning to find this glorious surprise!  I might even skip around all day. Yes, skip. That’s how excited I am about the new design.

I know. I am a complete and total dork. Or, as BTP would call me, a fork. Inside joke peeps, don’t worry.  wink

I love new blog smell, don’t you?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Happy fifth anniversary and new blog design to me!  grin

By: Jade | 07.25.2008 | 05:53am
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God Is Watching Me….
Jul
16
Jul
16
06:53
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06:53
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I am one of those people who, when approaching a red light, will let whatever vehicles are trying to get out onto the road go, no matter what. The way I figure it, we are all sitting at a red light and going no where, so why not let these poor people out into traffic, right? We are all in the same boat: dying of heat because it’s too hot outside for our car’s air conditioning to work real well, and all we really want is to get home to our families and our lives. I say, give way and let people out.
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Today, the light wasn’t red, and traffic wasn’t moving too quickly. I debated for a second, but decided to let this little old lady in an SUV out in front of me any how. She was driving really slowly when she did get out into my lane, and I bitched under my breath about it, for a minute. Literally.

As soon as we’d entered the next intersection, WHAMO!!!!

She got nailed in the passenger side of the SUV by a car who ran the red light. WTF.  I couldn’t help but think, “OMG! Had I not let her out in front of me, it would have been me who got smashed!” It took a spell before I could breathe again in any normal sense of the word.

I pulled over and dialed 911. She was ok, and the children in the back of the SUV seemed unharmed as well. I quietly thanked God for both her and the children’s safety, and also for my own.

Something I normally don’t do, I did for some reason. Giving way to my not getting hit, but her getting hit. I am not quite sure what to think of the turn of events that followed that fateful split second decision on my part. I do know that my angels were watching over me today, because I am not sure that my little car would have fared so well in such an accident.

God is always over my shoulder, and there are so many times that I am reminded of such in both big obvious ways, as well as smaller more subtle ways.

God is watching us, from a distance.....






By: Jade | 07.16.2008 | 06:53pm
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Bird in the Bosom
Jul
11
Jul
11
05:07
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05:07
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Thursdays are a hairy day for me, mostly because I have to drive home from work at noon to pick up my little Bean and bring her back to work with me. Yesterday, however, was the most interesting of hairy Thursdays we’ve ever experienced!

It happened after I’d picked up Bean and we’d returned to work. We were heading back into the office when something moving on the sidewalk before us caught our eye. It was a little baby bird, that had fallen from it’s nest. It had some feathers and wasn’t just hatched, but was small none the less. It was wallowing, on its back, in a small puddle of water on the cement. Bean and I went inside and told the girls about what we saw.
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One of my co-workers went running out, determined she was going to save this little bird. We all searched the tree tops within the courtyard for the nest. Once we located it, we went about trying to figure out how to get the bird back in its nest, where it belonged. That’s when my co-worker picked up the little bird and began drying it off, and warming it up, with a paper towel. Another co-worker grabbed a step stool and we all headed outside with compassionate determination to put that bird back. Only one problem. There was no way we were going to reach that nest on that tiny little step stool.

We decided to call the building maintenance guy and ask him if he had a 10 foot ladder to use to replace the bird. We explained the situation to him and he agreed to come out and do it. In 45 minutes, that is. What to do with the bird while we waited? My co-worker was worried that the air conditioning inside of the office would be too cold for the little guy, who was later named “Bernard”, so she began to hide him under her shirt. He wouldn’t stay there very well, so I suggested that she not put him under by her belly, but rather, put him in her bosom. He would rest there, keep warm, and be safe and hidden until we could get him back home.

So, she did.

And there, Bernard dried off, and began to warm up. He started showing signs of life, giving us hope that all would soon be right in his little world. Just then, the maintenance guy showed up. Bernard’s knight with a shiny 10 food ladder. She turned Bernard over, and he went about putting him back in his nest.

We were all so pleased with ourselves. It was actually mostly the co-worker with the nerve enough to a) pick it up (bare handed) and b) carry it around in her bosom in an effort to save its little life. That’s awesome. 

Sadly, because of the thunderstorms we had last night, or the fact that the mother had pushed him out to begin with and did it again - or he simply jumped, we found him on he ground again this morning. The maintenance guy was there, doing his morning routine, and we told him of our discovery. We all kind of just looked at him, and sighed.

I am not sure what became of Bernard today. I know, when I returned from the rest room, he was gone again. I do hope that maybe he was put back one more time. I am not sure I truly want to know.

I do know that I will always think of him fondly when we retell the story of the bird in the bosom through breathless giggles. Maybe we couldn’t save his life, but his short life meant something to five credit union ladies and one Bean!

By: Jade | 07.11.2008 | 05:07pm
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