Today’s Mantra - Don’t Focus On Shit
Blathered by Jade on 11-21-2008 at 8:16 am
Not an easy thing to hold onto, is? Say it. Repeat it.
live it.
Sticky note it to your forehead.
Don’t focus on the shit.
I mean, it’s always there, we all have it. Some folks need to wear waders to get through it sometimes, and for others it’s a mere stinky blob of temporary inconvenience on the bottom of your favorite tennis shoes. Either way, it doesn’t matter who has bigger shit, it only matters who sits around wallowing in it’s stink and who focuses on the beauty of life around them instead.
Shine.
You are beautiful.
Today is a new day.
Not an easy thing to hold onto, is? Say it. Repeat it.
live it.
Sticky note it to your forehead.
Don’t focus on the shit.
I mean, it’s always there, we all have it. Some folks need to wear waders to get through it sometimes, and for others it’s a mere stinky blob of temporary inconvenience on the bottom of your favorite tennis shoes. Either way, it doesn’t matter who has bigger shit, it only matters who sits around wallowing in it’s stink and who focuses on the beauty of life around them instead.
Shine.
You are beautiful.
Today is a new day.
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Barf
Blathered by Jade on 11-20-2008 at 5:26 pm
My blog is way too cheery, way too busy and way too bright.
It’s like too much sugar on a cavity.
Ew.
/whine
My blog is way too cheery, way too busy and way too bright.
It’s like too much sugar on a cavity.
Ew.
/whine
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Yea, It’s a List. Gotta Problem With That?
Blathered by Jade on 11-20-2008 at 2:46 pm
Sorry. I just love that. I sprayed my screen when I first read that. I am hoping I can make y’all react in the same fashion. Don’t ever say I don’t try to bring a little laughter and light into your lives, k?
I’ve been totally and completely worthless today.
- I managed to take a 3 hour nap this morning. Wow, that was exhausting. I don’t know how I am even sitting upright right now.
- I have eaten way more stale licorice than is probably healthy.
- I have Facebooked (including a LONG ASS email)
- I have narrowly escaped the release of the bile that rose up into my throat threatening a bigger mess on my screen than spittle from laughter due to the TMI that SOME PEOPLE insist upon spewing all over the internet. As if we care, I’m so sure. (This was probably the hardest thing I’ve done today...not vomiting for those of you who are a little *slow* k)
- I learned how to stop peeps from inviting me to be in their freakin’ mob on myspace. I dig that you dig it, but I don’t wanna thx. I already belong to someone, and um, yeah, she’ll beat you down.
- I have realized, that when my body hurts like this, I get kinda stabbeh. Surprise? I think not. Pain = I HATE YOU. It’s nothing personal. Really.
- I did do a load of laundry. It’s not folded or nothing, but it’s clean. Hey, back off. It’s done as far as I am concerned.
- I checked the mail. Oh - there was nothing.
- I put deodorant on. See, I couldn’t recall if I’d done it this morning or not (this is why I always keep one at work too) so, I did it again, just to be safe. I’d hate for the dog to think I smelled of BO.
- Um. I guess that’s about all. Yeah.
Productive, yo.
I need to contribute something to my project, badly, as I’ve let it go too long now with nothing new, but am suffering from verbal constipation like, majorly. This past week has completely taken everything I thought I’d had figured out, tossed it around like confetti and it’s all chaotic in my brain now. My heart kind of did a close up tight, shut everything out self protective thing and is a little leery of coming out. Since my project basically needs my heart in it to continue, I guess I am in a holding pattern until I can coax myself back into feeling as safe and secure as I had been before.
I suppose I am going to go and read some. Lose myself in someone else’s life for a spell.
word.
Sorry. I just love that. I sprayed my screen when I first read that. I am hoping I can make y’all react in the same fashion. Don’t ever say I don’t try to bring a little laughter and light into your lives, k?
I’ve been totally and completely worthless today.
- I managed to take a 3 hour nap this morning. Wow, that was exhausting. I don’t know how I am even sitting upright right now.
- I have eaten way more stale licorice than is probably healthy.
- I have Facebooked (including a LONG ASS email)
- I have narrowly escaped the release of the bile that rose up into my throat threatening a bigger mess on my screen than spittle from laughter due to the TMI that SOME PEOPLE insist upon spewing all over the internet. As if we care, I’m so sure. (This was probably the hardest thing I’ve done today...not vomiting for those of you who are a little *slow* k)
- I learned how to stop peeps from inviting me to be in their freakin’ mob on myspace. I dig that you dig it, but I don’t wanna thx. I already belong to someone, and um, yeah, she’ll beat you down.
- I have realized, that when my body hurts like this, I get kinda stabbeh. Surprise? I think not. Pain = I HATE YOU. It’s nothing personal. Really.
- I did do a load of laundry. It’s not folded or nothing, but it’s clean. Hey, back off. It’s done as far as I am concerned.
- I checked the mail. Oh - there was nothing.
- I put deodorant on. See, I couldn’t recall if I’d done it this morning or not (this is why I always keep one at work too) so, I did it again, just to be safe. I’d hate for the dog to think I smelled of BO.
- Um. I guess that’s about all. Yeah.
Productive, yo.
I need to contribute something to my project, badly, as I’ve let it go too long now with nothing new, but am suffering from verbal constipation like, majorly. This past week has completely taken everything I thought I’d had figured out, tossed it around like confetti and it’s all chaotic in my brain now. My heart kind of did a close up tight, shut everything out self protective thing and is a little leery of coming out. Since my project basically needs my heart in it to continue, I guess I am in a holding pattern until I can coax myself back into feeling as safe and secure as I had been before.
I suppose I am going to go and read some. Lose myself in someone else’s life for a spell.
word.
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Not A Good Sign
Blathered by Jade on 11-20-2008 at 8:12 am
Ok. I had started a post and somehow closed out the window before I was near done - got side tracked with something else (ooo big surprise there) and when I came to go back to writing my post, the window was gone. ugh.
I woke up this morning hurting. My muscles, my joints, my bones - ache. It hurts to breathe. This sucks. I don’t know if I’ll get out for pics today or not. I may only end up back in my bed. Not to mention I suddenly feel as though I am coming down with something. I don’t know if it’s the just general ache of my body, or if it’s something more but I really feel like ass today. I keep looking at my beautiful flowers and they make me smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside.......
Is it Friday yet?
I should have saved Lipstick Jungle to watch today.
I swear my body is breaking down on me, slowly.
Ok. I had started a post and somehow closed out the window before I was near done - got side tracked with something else (ooo big surprise there) and when I came to go back to writing my post, the window was gone. ugh.
I woke up this morning hurting. My muscles, my joints, my bones - ache. It hurts to breathe. This sucks. I don’t know if I’ll get out for pics today or not. I may only end up back in my bed. Not to mention I suddenly feel as though I am coming down with something. I don’t know if it’s the just general ache of my body, or if it’s something more but I really feel like ass today. I keep looking at my beautiful flowers and they make me smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside.......
Is it Friday yet?
I should have saved Lipstick Jungle to watch today.
I swear my body is breaking down on me, slowly.
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Google Is Genius
Blathered by Jade on 11-20-2008 at 1:35 am
So, I’m going through my gmail settings, and I find the ‘labs’ tab. Now, this tab isn’t really new to me, as I have implemented two of the things in there, but I hadn’t really gone through and paid attention to the things they offer in there.
Until now.
Srsly. I enabled this one. This is genius. Please tell me who couldn’t use this function?
Mail Goggles
by Jon P
Google strives to make the world’s information useful. Mail you send late night on the weekends may be useful but you may regret it the next morning. Solve some simple math problems and you’re good to go. Otherwise, get a good night’s sleep and try again in the morning. After enabling this feature, you can adjust the schedule in the “General” settings page.
Um. Yeah.
Google is your friend.
So, I’m going through my gmail settings, and I find the ‘labs’ tab. Now, this tab isn’t really new to me, as I have implemented two of the things in there, but I hadn’t really gone through and paid attention to the things they offer in there.
Until now.
Srsly. I enabled this one. This is genius. Please tell me who couldn’t use this function?
Mail Goggles
by Jon P
Google strives to make the world’s information useful. Mail you send late night on the weekends may be useful but you may regret it the next morning. Solve some simple math problems and you’re good to go. Otherwise, get a good night’s sleep and try again in the morning. After enabling this feature, you can adjust the schedule in the “General” settings page.
Um. Yeah.
Google is your friend.
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