Ok, so this girl walks into the store the other day. I laughed so hard I was going to pee. Close your eyes and try to picture this.......

She was 22 years old, I know I carded her for her cigarettes. She’s wearing a cap of some sort, I forget what they are called, but that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme. She had on flip flops and was riding a skateboard. Again, little odd for the age, but I’ve seen wierder. She wasn’t a small girl, we’re talking probably a size 16, but she was a tall girl. Big chested too, seemed natural and that does stand out in that area of town, you don’t ever find natural boobies floating around there.

So, any who, she was wearing this pink tank top that was about 4 sizes too small. Her belly hung out and it barely contained her tits. This was the kicker though, she was wearing the low rider jeans, you know the kind you can tell if someone needs a bikini wax or not in? Yea. Those. EXCEPT, her jeans were also about 4 sizes too small. Didn’t even come close to fitting her. In the meantime, the girl is making plumbers look good. At least thier asses only hang out when they are bending over! She’s standing straight up and down, I shit you not, and more than half of her ass crack is just floatin’ out there! HOLY GROSSNESS OF ALL GROSSNESS! Yes, my friends, I would not lie to you. Maybe exaggerate a bit, but this chick was out there enough I don’t need to exaggerate! It was bad.

What makes a person actually leave their house like that and think they look good? Not only did she think she looked good, but she truly thought she was the bomb! We were crying by the time she left. Did I feel bad because I didn’t hide the fact that I was laughing hysterically at her ? No, not at all! If you come walking into a grocery store with your ass purposely hanging out of your pants, you are looking for a reaction. I gave her mine.

Do me a favor, friends and countrymen....

Keep your asses in your pants (unless you’ve got a really great one to show off)!

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Ok, so this girl walks into the store the other day. I laughed so hard I was going to pee. Close your eyes and try to picture this.......

She was 22 years old, I know I carded her for her cigarettes. She’s wearing a cap of some sort, I forget what they are called, but that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme. She had on flip flops and was riding a skateboard. Again, little odd for the age, but I’ve seen wierder. She wasn’t a small girl, we’re talking probably a size 16, but she was a tall girl. Big chested too, seemed natural and that does stand out in that area of town, you don’t ever find natural boobies floating around there.

So, any who, she was wearing this pink tank top that was about 4 sizes too small. Her belly hung out and it barely contained her tits. This was the kicker though, she was wearing the low rider jeans, you know the kind you can tell if someone needs a bikini wax or not in? Yea. Those. EXCEPT, her jeans were also about 4 sizes too small. Didn’t even come close to fitting her. In the meantime, the girl is making plumbers look good. At least thier asses only hang out when they are bending over! She’s standing straight up and down, I shit you not, and more than half of her ass crack is just floatin’ out there! HOLY GROSSNESS OF ALL GROSSNESS! Yes, my friends, I would not lie to you. Maybe exaggerate a bit, but this chick was out there enough I don’t need to exaggerate! It was bad.

What makes a person actually leave their house like that and think they look good? Not only did she think she looked good, but she truly thought she was the bomb! We were crying by the time she left. Did I feel bad because I didn’t hide the fact that I was laughing hysterically at her ? No, not at all! If you come walking into a grocery store with your ass purposely hanging out of your pants, you are looking for a reaction. I gave her mine.

Do me a favor, friends and countrymen....

Keep your asses in your pants (unless you’ve got a really great one to show off)!

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Ok guys! It’s up and running! Check out my newest blog White Pickett Fences is up and running! Stop by and check it out!  *Muah*

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Ok guys! It’s up and running! Check out my newest blog White Pickett Fences is up and running! Stop by and check it out!  *Muah*

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When somebody is trying to sabotage your work, it makes it tough to get motivated this early in the morning to show up and have to figure out what has been done and then try to fix it.  It’s hard to get motivated this early in the morning anyways, I’m telling ya.  I don’t understand the childish bullshit that we still have to go through, even as adults. It just blows my mind. Only, when you’re an adult, the bullshit is deeper, the trouble is worse, and the consequences are a damn sight more important than not being best friends anymore. What makes me even more worried about the whole thing, is this new mananger we’ve got coming in. I certainly don’t want my ass shipped to another store somewhere in no man’s land because this woman can’t grow up. Everyone keeps telling me to pay dirty back. I won’t sink myself to her level. I refuse. The way life usually goes though, is the one who refuses to behave in such a low manner is the one who gets left in the dust.  I really don’t want that to happen either. Sudays are always kind of a crazy day in the office too. Lots of paperwork to be sorted out and figures to be double checked before supporting documents are sent in. Gives me ample opportunity to fix and re-fix any attempts at making the books so far off that I get my ass chewed. At the same time though, it makes me angry every time I have to go back and fix things for the days I wasn’t there because I know they were purposely screwed up. I do have the current management team on my side though, which is a good thing. They seem to think that somebody has just been in that office for way too long now and has gotten a little too big for their britches. That’s about what I think about it too. I wish I had the power to just move her out right now. I am hell bound and determined to get everything done right in there though, by the book, so that when we get audited again, we actually pass this time around. The office has failed almost all of it’s audits in the past couple of years. I don’t want to see that happening on my time. I’ve been working my ass off getting paperwork in order, filed away, yet labeled and accessible. Keeping the girls on track as far as what they have to do during their shifts and making sure things are getting done. There’s just that one that thinks her shit don’t stink and she believes she should have my position right now, therefore she’s rebelling against everything. I don’t deal well with that kind of immaturity. She’s making me crazy. So, I guess I take a deep breath, go blow dry my hair so I can spend 45 minutes getting the lint off of my black pants, shuffle my way into my office and work my little fingers and brains to their nubs and show em what I am made of!  ::deep breath::

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When somebody is trying to sabotage your work, it makes it tough to get motivated this early in the morning to show up and have to figure out what has been done and then try to fix it.  It’s hard to get motivated this early in the morning anyways, I’m telling ya.  I don’t understand the childish bullshit that we still have to go through, even as adults. It just blows my mind. Only, when you’re an adult, the bullshit is deeper, the trouble is worse, and the consequences are a damn sight more important than not being best friends anymore. What makes me even more worried about the whole thing, is this new mananger we’ve got coming in. I certainly don’t want my ass shipped to another store somewhere in no man’s land because this woman can’t grow up. Everyone keeps telling me to pay dirty back. I won’t sink myself to her level. I refuse. The way life usually goes though, is the one who refuses to behave in such a low manner is the one who gets left in the dust.  I really don’t want that to happen either. Sudays are always kind of a crazy day in the office too. Lots of paperwork to be sorted out and figures to be double checked before supporting documents are sent in. Gives me ample opportunity to fix and re-fix any attempts at making the books so far off that I get my ass chewed. At the same time though, it makes me angry every time I have to go back and fix things for the days I wasn’t there because I know they were purposely screwed up. I do have the current management team on my side though, which is a good thing. They seem to think that somebody has just been in that office for way too long now and has gotten a little too big for their britches. That’s about what I think about it too. I wish I had the power to just move her out right now. I am hell bound and determined to get everything done right in there though, by the book, so that when we get audited again, we actually pass this time around. The office has failed almost all of it’s audits in the past couple of years. I don’t want to see that happening on my time. I’ve been working my ass off getting paperwork in order, filed away, yet labeled and accessible. Keeping the girls on track as far as what they have to do during their shifts and making sure things are getting done. There’s just that one that thinks her shit don’t stink and she believes she should have my position right now, therefore she’s rebelling against everything. I don’t deal well with that kind of immaturity. She’s making me crazy. So, I guess I take a deep breath, go blow dry my hair so I can spend 45 minutes getting the lint off of my black pants, shuffle my way into my office and work my little fingers and brains to their nubs and show em what I am made of!  ::deep breath::

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Are there very many things in life that give us the satisfaction that cold pizza does? Guilt free, I munch cold pizza to heal my woes when Jose in unavailable for whatever reason. Now, if you can join cold pizza with Jose....you’re in for a miracle session girl!I have my MRI today, FINALLY, for my back. Talk about HMO bullshit. It’s taken them this long to get things approved and faxed to the image place. Thanks, for putting a rush on this ya’ll. The pain isn’t too bad or anything! BLAH! I only want to maim everyone around me who gets on my nerves.Had a Safety Champions meeting for work today. Yes, I have been dubbed the Safety Coordinator. ya. woot woot. See, they have this warped thing going on about me there. So far I’ve been “selected” to be the Diversity Champion, the P.I.C., and the Safety Coordinator now. I got the job of store cheerleader just because I walked through the door the first time. At least when I have to attend all these meetings and crap I A) Get paid and B) Get a free meal out of it.Who’s complaining too much? The funny thing is, they actually expect me to do stuff with what I get taught at these meetings.. hmm.....I’ll think about it tomorrow and see what I come up with.For those of you who give a damn, I’m finally making progress with my domain. AzJade’s is coming along nicely, if not slowly. I am connecting several blogs there, starting with Sunburns. Get Intimate With Me is a showcase of my poetry. White Picket Fences will be up and running today, and that will be an update type of thing of the kids, the family, the pretty little house on Ludlow drive. Boring to most, but the kind of thing the relatives eat up. I will be adding other forums on there as soon as I get them up and going. First, I think I need to figure out exactly what those are going to be though. However, trust me when I say, they will knock your socks off!  Woot!

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Are there very many things in life that give us the satisfaction that cold pizza does? Guilt free, I munch cold pizza to heal my woes when Jose in unavailable for whatever reason. Now, if you can join cold pizza with Jose....you’re in for a miracle session girl!I have my MRI today, FINALLY, for my back. Talk about HMO bullshit. It’s taken them this long to get things approved and faxed to the image place. Thanks, for putting a rush on this ya’ll. The pain isn’t too bad or anything! BLAH! I only want to maim everyone around me who gets on my nerves.Had a Safety Champions meeting for work today. Yes, I have been dubbed the Safety Coordinator. ya. woot woot. See, they have this warped thing going on about me there. So far I’ve been “selected” to be the Diversity Champion, the P.I.C., and the Safety Coordinator now. I got the job of store cheerleader just because I walked through the door the first time. At least when I have to attend all these meetings and crap I A) Get paid and B) Get a free meal out of it.Who’s complaining too much? The funny thing is, they actually expect me to do stuff with what I get taught at these meetings.. hmm.....I’ll think about it tomorrow and see what I come up with.For those of you who give a damn, I’m finally making progress with my domain. AzJade’s is coming along nicely, if not slowly. I am connecting several blogs there, starting with Sunburns. Get Intimate With Me is a showcase of my poetry. White Picket Fences will be up and running today, and that will be an update type of thing of the kids, the family, the pretty little house on Ludlow drive. Boring to most, but the kind of thing the relatives eat up. I will be adding other forums on there as soon as I get them up and going. First, I think I need to figure out exactly what those are going to be though. However, trust me when I say, they will knock your socks off!  Woot!

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By George, I think I’ve got it!

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By George, I think I’ve got it!

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