I can’t barely stop laughing to type this. My gut hurts, my cheeks hurt and my lungs burn. OMG. I can’t get over it.

We purchased an American flag to put up outside of our house. We’ve never had one, even though I’ve always wanted one, it just seemed to be one of those things that became the victim of years of procrastination. I got a phone call the other day from the Sicilian Princess, telling me that her mother’s store had flags on sale for $2, did I want one? Well hell yes I did! First of all, I can’t pass up a bargain like that, ever. You gotta jump on that shit. Second of all, I would finally get that American flag I’d always wanted, and I didn’t have to go out shopping for it myself. Of course I took advantage of the deal!

So, I get the newly aquired American flag home and begin looking at the packaging for the installation instructions, wondering how difficult this thing is going to be to put up.

Here is what I found:

l8tr!

I can’t barely stop laughing to type this. My gut hurts, my cheeks hurt and my lungs burn. OMG. I can’t get over it.

We purchased an American flag to put up outside of our house. We’ve never had one, even though I’ve always wanted one, it just seemed to be one of those things that became the victim of years of procrastination. I got a phone call the other day from the Sicilian Princess, telling me that her mother’s store had flags on sale for $2, did I want one? Well hell yes I did! First of all, I can’t pass up a bargain like that, ever. You gotta jump on that shit. Second of all, I would finally get that American flag I’d always wanted, and I didn’t have to go out shopping for it myself. Of course I took advantage of the deal!

So, I get the newly aquired American flag home and begin looking at the packaging for the installation instructions, wondering how difficult this thing is going to be to put up.

Here is what I found:

l8tr!