My Housekeeping Philosophy

1. I don’t do windows because ... I love birds and don’t want one to run into them and hurt themselves.2. I don’t wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I’ll feel terrible and they may sue me.3. I don’t mind the dustbunnies because ... they are very good company and I have named most of them, they agree with everything I say.4. I don’t disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own and the kids love spiders.5. I don’t Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don’t want them to get jealous.6. I don’t plant a garden because ... I don’t want to get in God’s way, he is an excellent designer.7. I don’t put things away because ... my kids will never be able to find them again.8. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.9. I don’t iron because ... I believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.10. I don’t stress much on anything because ... AType Personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol lady!

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1. I don’t do windows because ... I love birds and don’t want one to run into them and hurt themselves.2. I don’t wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I’ll feel terrible and they may sue me.3. I don’t mind the dustbunnies because ... they are very good company and I have named most of them, they agree with everything I say.4. I don’t disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own and the kids love spiders.5. I don’t Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don’t want them to get jealous.6. I don’t plant a garden because ... I don’t want to get in God’s way, he is an excellent designer.7. I don’t put things away because ... my kids will never be able to find them again.8. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.9. I don’t iron because ... I believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.10. I don’t stress much on anything because ... AType Personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol lady!

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