First, I’d like to start out by saying that my computer is acting like an asshole. I don’t know what the hell it’s problem is. Maybe it’s just because it’s in shock that I am writing an actual post. Maybe not. Maybe it doesn’t really care and it’s all in my head.

Whatever.

Here we are, on this Friday night of a 3 day weekend. This weekend being the second to the last football game for TB of the season, I’m having issues about the whole thing. What the hell am I going to do with myself once football is over? See, we only have tomorrow’s game, Tuesday’s practice, Thursday’s practice, and next Saturday’s game and it’s all over, man. Then? I find myself with nothing to do on those days. Oh.My.God. An idle Jade is a scary thing.

I’ve tried to come up with a few ideas to keep me busy come week after next. Some ideas were more promising than others, and according to my friends’ advices, some have been completely scratched off of the list. I am trying really hard to think of interesting things that I could do to keep myself from going insane with boredom come the end of football season. It’s hard keeping someone like me busy, interested, and happy. Really. Anyhow, here are a few of my initial ideas:

• Quilting.
  Not sure about this one since I was told that I probably wasn’t the ‘quilting group’ type. Eh. Yeah.
• Extreme Quilting.
  Doesn’t exactly exist yet, that I know of, but something I could possibly start up. You know, where ‘younger’, hotter women gather to quilt while scantily clad, in great shoes, and hire male strippers as the weekly entertainment. We’d throw in some alcohol and call it a quilting group. I know, it sounds more like what Americans call a bachelorette party, and I suppose it is like one, only minus the bachelorette. It works for me.
• Bunko.
  Um. Not so much.
• Water Aerobics.
  If I were going to do aerobics, being in the water would be the most comfortable place for a round girl to bounce around, but I don’t think this is something I can get into either.


• Stripper Aerobics
  These are the aerobic classes in which they teach you how to dance like a stripper in order to lose weight and tone your body. Now, I’ve no confirmation on whether they actually have poles for everyone to dance on or not, or if you get tipped while in training or not until you’re out on your own, but these are things that I’d be more than willing to find out as I went. It sounds like fun and it would give me the chance to buy new shoes since none of the heels I own are stilletto enough for a stripper aerobics routine!
• Belly Dancing
  I could totally get into a class like this! No, seriously. I really could. I’m considering taking a class or two. It sounds like fun, it’s dancing and I love to do that, and it’s not something that requires a model’s figure to begin with! Really, have you seen the middles on some belly dancers? They aren’t exactly annorexic.
• Soccer Mom
  re link: Need I say more as to why I don’t want to be known as a “Soccer Mom”?  Perfect case in point...... Yeah. Bean has been wanting to play soccer, but I just can’t see myself as a soccer mom. If that’s something she really wants to do, I suppose I need to become a soccer mom/football mom. This would be one of my best options, as *I* don’t have to do anything except bring the kid and then socialize once there. I am good at that. The socializing part, I mean.
• Gymnastics Mom
  This is another feasable option. Moreso than anything else, really. She’s more excited about the prospect of gymnastics, and since she’s not the most coordinated human on the planet, gymnastics *might* actually help that.

I am really, seriously, leaning towards a belly dancing class. I wanna move like that!

So, I would like to hear what y’alls suggestions are. What do you think I should do with my free time?

First, I’d like to start out by saying that my computer is acting like an asshole. I don’t know what the hell it’s problem is. Maybe it’s just because it’s in shock that I am writing an actual post. Maybe not. Maybe it doesn’t really care and it’s all in my head.

Whatever.

Here we are, on this Friday night of a 3 day weekend. This weekend being the second to the last football game for TB of the season, I’m having issues about the whole thing. What the hell am I going to do with myself once football is over? See, we only have tomorrow’s game, Tuesday’s practice, Thursday’s practice, and next Saturday’s game and it’s all over, man. Then? I find myself with nothing to do on those days. Oh.My.God. An idle Jade is a scary thing.

I’ve tried to come up with a few ideas to keep me busy come week after next. Some ideas were more promising than others, and according to my friends’ advices, some have been completely scratched off of the list. I am trying really hard to think of interesting things that I could do to keep myself from going insane with boredom come the end of football season. It’s hard keeping someone like me busy, interested, and happy. Really. Anyhow, here are a few of my initial ideas:

• Quilting.
  Not sure about this one since I was told that I probably wasn’t the ‘quilting group’ type. Eh. Yeah.
• Extreme Quilting.
  Doesn’t exactly exist yet, that I know of, but something I could possibly start up. You know, where ‘younger’, hotter women gather to quilt while scantily clad, in great shoes, and hire male strippers as the weekly entertainment. We’d throw in some alcohol and call it a quilting group. I know, it sounds more like what Americans call a bachelorette party, and I suppose it is like one, only minus the bachelorette. It works for me.
• Bunko.
  Um. Not so much.
• Water Aerobics.
  If I were going to do aerobics, being in the water would be the most comfortable place for a round girl to bounce around, but I don’t think this is something I can get into either.


• Stripper Aerobics
  These are the aerobic classes in which they teach you how to dance like a stripper in order to lose weight and tone your body. Now, I’ve no confirmation on whether they actually have poles for everyone to dance on or not, or if you get tipped while in training or not until you’re out on your own, but these are things that I’d be more than willing to find out as I went. It sounds like fun and it would give me the chance to buy new shoes since none of the heels I own are stilletto enough for a stripper aerobics routine!
• Belly Dancing
  I could totally get into a class like this! No, seriously. I really could. I’m considering taking a class or two. It sounds like fun, it’s dancing and I love to do that, and it’s not something that requires a model’s figure to begin with! Really, have you seen the middles on some belly dancers? They aren’t exactly annorexic.
• Soccer Mom
  re link: Need I say more as to why I don’t want to be known as a “Soccer Mom”?  Perfect case in point...... Yeah. Bean has been wanting to play soccer, but I just can’t see myself as a soccer mom. If that’s something she really wants to do, I suppose I need to become a soccer mom/football mom. This would be one of my best options, as *I* don’t have to do anything except bring the kid and then socialize once there. I am good at that. The socializing part, I mean.
• Gymnastics Mom
  This is another feasable option. Moreso than anything else, really. She’s more excited about the prospect of gymnastics, and since she’s not the most coordinated human on the planet, gymnastics *might* actually help that.

I am really, seriously, leaning towards a belly dancing class. I wanna move like that!

So, I would like to hear what y’alls suggestions are. What do you think I should do with my free time?