I wrote a whole post and WP ate it for breakfast. FTW.

Here’s the short of the long……

I am not used to daylight savings time, so when my alarm went off at 6am to get up and get ready for a lovely Monday @ work, it wasn’t 6am at all my friends.

It was FIVE FREAKIN’ AM!

I am a bonehead.

I am all about being gung-ho for work *ahem* but waking up an hour before I have to? On a Monday morning? Oh hellz no!

Ha ha! The children’s wouldn’t have liked it had I gone in at what my clock said was 6:30 to wake them up either! bwahahaha!

The silver lining to this horror story on a Monday morning?

I got eggs, bacon, toast and coffee for breakfast!

I am a lucky girl.

Boneheaded, but lucky.

Pull your head out of your ass. I, however, seemed to have forgotten to do so when I forgot to take my medicine this morning and walk by putting one foot in front of the other. But, that’s another story for another day.

Today, I was a rock star of ass-headish-ness. Oh yea. There are witnesses who can vouch for it too. Unfortunately.

I don’t watch enough CSI to know how to properly dispose of said witnesses, not that I’d really want to cuz she’s super cool. But this stunt is something that I will probably never live down in my entire history at my place of employment. You know, come to think of it, it will probably follow me throughout the rest of time.

The day was pretty shitty as a whole. I can’t say that any part of it was actually good, from the moment the alarm clock went off until the moment I put on my cozy sweatshirt and sweat pants. It went something like this = Bad-Suck-Worse-OMGBURYMEINAHOLERIGHTNOWANDLEAVEMEFORDEADKTHXBAI.

However, I cannot say that I don’t make life interesting for those around me on occasion. Ok, maybe on more than an occasion but hey, we all have our talents don’t we? Yeah, so, anyhow. I was stranded at work for an extra hour due to my airheaded-head-up-my-ass maneuver. It was a first, for me, for my boss and probably in the history of my workplace.

No, I am not going to tell you what exactly it was that I did. Let’s just say, it left the tops of both of my hands bruised, my knee hurts, my back is sore and I owe my boss more than a couple of Mocha BK Joe’s. I’m just sayin’.